Gardening as metaphor ~ from my coastal Southern California community garden ~ a gardening blog
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Care for a battle cry?
Pure nonsense but fun for those times you are in gladiator mode in your garden and need a battle cry to get you through the daily carnage. I have certainly been on the warpath in this year of the gastropods. Damn the snails and slugs.
Here's my battlecry:
Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the wasteland! It is Luvarugula, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts mightily:
"I'm going to brutalize you like a first grade teacher!!"