Care for a battle cry?

Pure nonsense but fun for those times you are in gladiator mode in your garden and need a battle cry to get you through the daily carnage. I have certainly been on the warpath in this year of the gastropods. Damn the snails and slugs.

Here's my battlecry:

Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the wasteland! It is Luvarugula, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She grunts mightily:

"I'm going to brutalize you like a first grade teacher!!"

Link to your personalized battle cry.